Roses Are Red, I'm Dead Inside - Two-Tone Coffee Mug – Funny Dark Humor Valentine’s Gift

Start your morning with equal parts dark humor and caffeine with our Two-Tone Coffee Mug featuring the sarcastic and crowd-pleasing “Roses Are Red, I'm Dead Inside” design. Perfect for anyone who appreciates witty, offbeat gifts—especially during Valentine’s season.

Made from 100% ceramic, this glossy mug is BPA and lead-free, offering a safe and stylish way to enjoy your favorite brew. Its bold two-tone color design adds a fun pop to your drinkware collection, making it both a practical mug and a conversation starter.

Whether you're grabbing one for yourself or gifting it to someone with a great sense of humor, this mug is sure to be a daily favorite.

Product Features

• Two Size Options: Choose between 11 oz or 15 oz for your perfect pour

• Dark Humor Design: Sarcastic Valentine’s message for fun-loving coffee drinkers

• Premium Ceramic: Made from 100% ceramic; BPA & lead-free

• Two-Tone Aesthetic: Glossy finish with contrasting color accents

• Great Gift Idea: Perfect for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or just because

EU representative: Chaos Theory Co, chaostheoryco22@gmail.com

Product information: Generic brand, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap