Roses Are Red, I'm Dead Inside - Two-Tone Coffee Mug – Dark Humor Valentine

Start your morning with equal parts dark humor and caffeine with our “Roses Are Red, I’m Dead Inside” Two-Tone Coffee Mug. Perfect for anyone who prefers sarcasm over sappy romance, this mug is a hilarious and relatable staple—especially during Valentine’s season.

Key Features

• Sarcastic Valentine Design: “Roses Are Red, I’m Dead Inside” for lovers of dark humor
• Two Size Options: Available in 11 oz or 15 oz to match your caffeine needs
• Premium Ceramic: Made from 100% ceramic; BPA & lead-free
• Two-Tone Style: Glossy exterior with contrasting interior and handle
• Durable & Stylish: Designed for everyday use with long-lasting print quality
• Finish: Glossy

Perfect For

• Anti-Valentine’s Day gifts
• Sarcastic coffee & tea drinkers
• Office mugs and desk humor
• Friends who hate cheesy romance
• Funny, relatable everyday drinkware

EU representative: Chaos Theory Co, chaostheoryco22@gmail.com

Product information: Generic brand, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap