Funny Doormat Please Hide Packages From Husband - Humorous Outdoor Entry Mat

Give your entryway a humorous twist with our “Please Hide Packages From Husband” Doormat—the perfect blend of personality, practicality, and playful honesty. Whether it’s a lighthearted nod to online shopping habits or a gift for someone who knows the struggle, this funny doormat guarantees smiles before guests even step inside.

Made from Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber, this eco-friendly outdoor mat is designed to withstand daily foot traffic while effectively trapping dirt. The black vinyl backing keeps it securely in place, making it both functional and durable for outdoor use.

Product Features

• Humorous Design: “Please Hide Packages From Husband” — a relatable and witty entryway statement

• Durable Natural Coir: Crafted from Grade A tufted coconut fiber for long-lasting use

• Outdoor-Ready Backing: Black vinyl backing helps prevent slipping and shifting

• Eco-Friendly Material: Made with natural, sustainable coir fibers

• Perfect Size: Measures 24" x 16" with a 0.59" thickness — fits most doorways

• Made in the USA: Assembled in the USA using globally sourced materials

Perfect For

• Online shopping lovers

• Housewarming or holiday gifts

• Funny front porch or entryway décor

• Friends, wives, moms, or anyone with a sense of humor

Add personality (and a little secrecy 😄) to your front door with this funny and functional doormat. It’s the ultimate conversation starter—no tracking number required.

EU representative: Chaos Theory Co, chaostheoryco22@gmail.com

Product information: Generic brand, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.